Stop using Straws, use dicks to stir things

Stop using Straws, use dicks to stir things

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Dick A-thon started this petition to Donald J. Trump (President)

Instead of harming our environment with the use of plastic, we can use something God gave us. Use your own or a close male friend's dick to stir your coffee/tea. And have a fun experience.

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