SNITCHES GET STITCHES: we give free knitted garments for members of Trump Admin who snitch

SNITCHES GET STITCHES: we give free knitted garments for members of Trump Admin who snitch

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SNITCHES GET STITCHES started this petition to President Donald J. Trump and
  1. We, the undersigned, are knitters or friends of knitters. 
  2. We, the undersigned, agree with reporting by Seth Abramson and all major news outlets that the Ukraine scandal and Russian election tampering are part of the larger ongoing Red Sea bargain between five major countries that took place in 2015.
  3. You, the petitioned, know information regarding these crimes. 
  4. You, the petitioned, like all humans will be in need of fabulous, stylish, handmade new clothes.
  5. Upon telling your story to Congress in an open hearing, you, the petitioned, will receive fabulous, stylish, handmade garments knitted by we, the undersigned.

Thank you in advance for exposing traitors and serving your country. Enjoy the hats, scarves, cowls, smoke rings, socks, and sweaters.

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