Say No to Ranch!

Say No to Ranch!

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Andrew Gratti started this petition to President Donald J. Trump

Every day, thousands of people use ranch.

At first, ranch seems like a harmless salad dressing. However, recent studies show that ranch is actually a highly addictive substance that causes AIDS. Also it tastes bad.

With your signature we can create a ranch-free future for our children.

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