Rename Illinois the "Midwestern Plaguelands"

Rename Illinois the "Midwestern Plaguelands"

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Plague Doctor started this petition to President Donald J. Trump

In just a few short weeks, COVID-19 has ravaged communities in Illinois. Thousands work from home for fear of contracting the Wuhan Death. The streets run clear with hand sanitizer. Toilet paper has become the new gold. 

As such, the landscape of this once peaceful state has been irreparably altered. We can't go back to the way things where. We as citizens have a responsibility to be honest with ourselves: we're screwed. For that reason, I am proposing that our once fair state be given a name more fitting, one that serves as a cautionary reminder of what we have suffered. 

I propose that Illinois be renamed the Midwestern Plaguelands.

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