Mr. Labranche has simply pushed it too far. He hates cats. He has given us four heavily weighted tests in the span of two weeks. Did I mention he is bald? It is simply too much to handle. So I beg of thee to sign this petition so that we can pay for Mr. Labranche to be shipped to Malaysia. It is our last hope, save our brain cells. If that is not enough to convince you, please consider the following.

- He tells awful dad jokes

- His bald head has caused visual impairment

- Everyday he drains the life and soul out of his students

- Hes a math teacher. No one likes math teachers

- His hate for cats is catastrophic

- He pronounces names incorrectly. On purpose. 

- Considers ANYTHING exotic

- Has abnormal addiction to local bakery

- He thinks math is FUN

- Pronounces "exotic" words incorrectly. It is tragic

- His only friend is the history teacher

- He considers himself apart of a wolf pack

- Uses awful nicknames for students

- Encourages students to eat lightbulbs

- He puts milk before the cereal 

- Does not grade tests on time

- Has a glue sniffing addiction

And so much more. Is this a person that you want anywhere but Malaysia. He could be your uncles dogs cousins aunts grandmas once removed brothers teacher. Therefore it is the only way.

#labrancheinmalyasia2021

Our brain cells depend on it.