Put private Pyle in Guantanamo bay

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Over the last 2 years I have witnessed Pyle in action. In October of 2018 Pyle was seen sprinting through the halls of an Orlando resort. The terror he caused was unbearable and utterly disgusting. Recently while visiting Atlantic City with 2 of my buddy’s we ran into him again. Armed with a blue raspberry 4 Loko he once again caused terror in the showboat hotel. If you see Pyle please follow these steps, 1. Play “ get the strap” by uncle murder on volume 47, 2. Crack a 4 loko or Tito’s and leave it as a trap, 3. Get a plain cheese burger and remove the patty to confuse him, 4. Contact the local FBI. Please join me on the fight against private Pyle 

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