Mount Rushmore must become Mount PIKAMOREEE

Mount Rushmore must become Mount PIKAMOREEE

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Skye Gaertner started this petition to President Donald J. Trump

Mount Rushmore is a fantastic celebration of human achievement, featuring four great leaders of our country. It represents hope and freedom, and has become a moving attraction for people of all colors, shapes, and sizes to visit and appreciate. It reminds us of the ideals that America was founded upon, and it fills us with conviction and confidence to build a better future.

But let's be honest. After 93 years of the same four, grim looking faces, it's time to spice things up. It's time to add dash of excitement to the stew of solemnity. It's time... for Mount PIKAMOREEE.

I can already hear the naysayers shouting that we cannot deface a national landmark. However, a simple glance at the mountain makes it abundantly clear that this is the only reasonable next step in the evolution of Mount Rushmore. There is a perfectly sized and spaced protrusion in the rock for Pikachu to find a comfortable resting place. Furthermore, the construction of the original four faces took fourteen years, which suggests that advancements in technology would allow for an even more spectacular form to emerge in plenty of time for the mountain's 100th anniversary. The form, that is, of a pivotal character in both pop culture and this nation's modern history. The form, that is, of something that people can come together and gaze upon in wonder for centuries to come. The form, that is, of Pikachu.

Join me in this endeavor as we march forward in the name of history, in the name of America, and in the name of Pokémon.

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