Minecraft should be a government subsidy!

Minecraft should be a government subsidy!

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Lance Buddy started this petition to President Donald J. Trump

The young people of this age in America are getting more and more unhappy. They hate on their math classes and Pewdiepie could be passed by T-Series. The queen of England could have died on January 5th. It's no wonder that so many teens nowadays are so stressed. All of these horrible things going on in their lives make every new day like a nightmare waiting to manifest. Parents fear that their kids will try to become a TiK Tok star to seek reassurance for their fears in their followers. These are dark times and with all of the fear and stress there is a simple solution: Minecraft. Such a simple game to bring enjoyment to all ages. There is a world of creativity to help teens deal with their fears. Parents can join in with a lan game and help unite the family with a common goal to get diamonds. Even grandma can have some fun in the vast biomes of the game and frolic in the sun flower fields like a child again. If all of the people of America had Minecraft teens could be happier and parents could connect with their kids. Those too poor to have some simple video game fun can now have it and have some joy. If Minecraft was subsidized it wouldn't just help the people of America but Microsoft as well. Receiving this much money would help the company innovate and make their products cheaper. This also helps out the poor gain better access to tech products. The funds would be cut from the military because before we can focus on protecting the world we need to protect the happiness of our people. This would cost about 9 billion dollars for every citizen of the U.S. to receive a copy of Minecraft. Of course we need to include the illegal immigrants because everyone deserves to have some happiness. The rich would be taxed to pay for it as well because it's about time they donate some of their money to a good cause. They also just need something else to spend money on because finding things to waste money on is hard now days. We would be doing the rich a favor. Minecraft being a government subsidy would help improve the happiness of the people of America. It would help the poor gain better access to tech through helping Microsoft. The rich would be able to have something to do in their monotonous lives of netflix binging. Help support the movement to subsidize Minecraft in America. 

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