Upon reading the most recent Executive Order entitled “Executive Order on Blocking Property Of Certain Persons Associated With The International Criminal Court”, signed Jun 11, 2020, it is apparent to the American Public that President Donald Trump DID NOT write this Executive Order, and is obviously cheating and/or copying his homework from the desks of much more intelligent people within the Executive Branch.
Therefore, we the undersigned, require President Donald Trump to read any and all future Executive Orders live and verbatim, on the National TV station of his choice, before he is authorized to sign them.
If and when the President is unable to read an Executive Order verbatim, he must rip the Executive Order up, throw it in the Presidential Garbage Bin and go to bed immediately after dinner (without access to (a) Twitter or (b) any and all Right Wing Cable/OTA News broadcasts, herein referred to as “the carrots”).
But, if at the time of his failure to read an Executive Order, the President immediately apologizes for: (1) cheating, (2) his inability to use words above a sixth grade level, and (3) the apology is free of attacks against “the Liberals”, or name calling against “The Media“ (AKA “Fake News”), he MAY then have access to only one of the two “carrots” listed above, but only after his dinner, and only for one hour, which will commence at the moment he excuses himself from the dinner table. If the president refuses to excuse himself from the dinner table in an attempt to extend the time allotted towards one of the afore mentioned revoked “carrots”, then access to both “carrots” are denied, with an additional punishment added of no late night snacks.