Kick Kansas out of the United States

Kick Kansas out of the United States

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Nolan U started this petition to U.S. Senate and

The United States of America. Indubitably the greatest country on Earth. The United States has set an example for the rest of the world in nearly all aspects of life.

However, there is but one glaring problem with the United States. And no, I'm not referring to healthcare, education, the prison system, poverty, wealth inequality in general, the electoral process, climate change... I DIGRESS. The number one issue plaguing the United States today... isn't even a plague. But rather, a tumor.

Sitting in the central United States is a land commonly referred to as "Kansas". This wasteland is the absolute worst place on Earth and I believe that their mere presence in the US brings down the overall greatness of America dramatically. My proposal is to kick Kansas out of the United States to make American even greater than it already is, reaching levels of greatness unparalleled in human history.

To accomplish this, the US must amend the Constitution and then must forgo kicking Kansas out with whatever rules are decided, unless Kansas agrees to leave voluntarily. 

I am asking for everyday working people to back this movement to make the US the greatest place in the history of the entire galaxy. Join this historic movement today. 

 

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