House Height Equality

House Height Equality

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Our neighbors are building a new house. It is proposterously tall. The land upon which they are building is already elevated above our own property. Their 3-story mega mansion now towers over our small ranch-style hobbit hole. It makes us feel silly, and we don't like it.

Please sign this petition if you support house height equality. We are not persnickety about how this equality is achieved; there are many potential solutions. 

1. Our neighbors can dig a ditch on their land and build the same tall house. 

2. We can bring in soil to create a mountain and place our exisitng home on top of that.

3. They can remove floors and we can add floors. 

4. stilts ?

5. we take their dirt and our dirt and even it out across both properties. Upon this level surface, we hire the same architect to build 2 identical homes.

6. We knock down one of our homes and all move in together. The home to be demolished is decided via rock paper scissors (best 2 out of 3). 

7. Instead of rock paper scissors, each household selects a champion and they fight until first blood is drawn. 

8. They let us use their pool so we feel better. 

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