Give Monkeys Guns

Give Monkeys Guns

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Colton Annibal started this petition to President Donald J. Trump

The scum at change.org may try to take us down, but we come back stronger than ever. Humanity has reigned supreme for thousands of years, while monkeys sit on the sidelines, watching. This has gone on for far too long. What we must do is finally hand over the power to the monkeys and apes, giving them their own shot at making a new society. You may wonder, how can we get people to accept this, and how can we give the monkeys more power? Its simple. Give monkeys guns. A monkey with a Baretta can take control of a room, perhaps better than any man ever could. You may also wonder, is this morally sound? No. Not at all, however, monkeys have no morals and are fierce and cruel leaders. You know what to do. Sign the petition, Change the world.

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