Get US government to give the muffin army tanks and helicopters so we can destroy cupcakes

Get US government to give the muffin army tanks and helicopters so we can destroy cupcakes

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Kermit TheFrog started this petition to President Donald J. Trump

Cupcakes are an outrage to my religon (the muffin religon) they need to be wiped off the face of the earth.

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