Get the US Government to saw a Navy Destroyer in half and repair it using flex tape

Get the US Government to saw a Navy Destroyer in half and repair it using flex tape

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John Charette started this petition to President Donald J. Trump and
Problem
Phil Swift took the internet by storm with his product, Flex Seal. He won the hearts of the internet by sawing a boat in half and repairing it with flex tape.

Solution
The people of the United States, and the world owe him for changing so many lives my making such an entertaining commercial and great product. We can show him our gratitude by convincing the US government to recreate his legendary act of bravery by splitting a US Navy Destroyer in half and repairing it by using only flex tape.

Personal story
I am just a kid who enjoys Phil Swift’s damage making in his tv commercials.
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