Get “Carole” the COVID Fly to moderate the 2nd Presidential Debate of 2020!

Get “Carole” the COVID Fly to moderate the 2nd Presidential Debate of 2020!

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October 7, 2020
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Governor Mike Pence and 7 others
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Started by Capital of Texas R

The last 2 moderators for the presidential and Vice presidential debates of 2020 have sucked. They have failed to stop interruptions, failed to remain unbiased, or just, where plain boring. We need change and a better moderator! That is why I nominate, with your support, Carole, the COVID fly. In case you don’t know, Carole is a Housefly, or a member of the Diptera order. Recently she learned that she is going to pass soon, as she reaches the end of her 28 day life expectancy. She made a surprise appearance on top of Mike Pence at the Vice Presidential debate of 2020, laying her eggs upon his soft, silver white hair. She trusts Pence, which is why we can trust her to be the moderator for the next debate! Help get her there before she passes! It’s her last wish!!!

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