Efficiency in the English Language

Efficiency in the English Language

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Thomas Flowers started this petition to President Donald J. Trump

It is time we consolidate our MEE(A)TS!!!!

No longer will we be going to a meeting, we will be attending a meating where everyone attending will meat each other.

To clarify, the past tense of new meat will no longer be "met" but "meated" for example, "It was a pleasure to have meated your whole family last thanksgiving."

 

The time has come for us to stop the abuse of figuring out which meat to use. We clearly prefer MEAT to MEET, so lets keep it raw and I would like you all to meat me in the middle on this issue.

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