Donald Trump: Free The Tiger King

Donald Trump: Free The Tiger King

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Why this petition matters

Started by Deli Rat

Dear President Trump,

We the people are writing you today, to consider the fate of a fellow patriot.  A man, who through nothing but collusion and dirty tricks, has been thrown into a cage against his will.  A man, who brought joy to communities, hope to the downtrodden, and good will towards all the beautiful creatures of this Earth.

Joe Exotic, Tiger King.  Was arrested and incarcerated for a slew of crimes that were under investigated, under scrutinized, and fast tracked through the crooked justice system to deprive him of his god granted freedom.  

Mr. Trump, we know you are incredibly busy.  With the weight of the world on your shoulders.  But, due to the severe nature of the injustice bestowed upon Joe, we must ask for your assistance.  

Joe Exotic must be pardoned, his case re-examined, and justice must be served to those who look to exploit Joe's good nature for personal gain.  

We know that you will aid us in this noble quest towards justice because you and Joe share a common bond.  You both wish to empower those less fortunate through the spoils of good commerce.  You both utilize your natural affinity for crowds to inspire those who look for guidance.  Never afraid to be unpopular, never afraid to speak your mind.  

Joe Exotic was placed into captivity through the dirty lies and tricks.  A tactic of which you are all too familiar with.  Consider that poor Joe, was vilified for demanding the truth to come out about a powerful woman. A woman who used her feminine wiles to accrue untold levels of wealth and influence, leaving a path of destruction and dead bodies in her wake. Does this sound familiar Mr President?  You and Joe are kindred spirits.  

Joe Exotic deserves a fair shake at justice, he deserves to be heard, and he deserves to have his day to speak the truth to those that wish to see him destroyed. 

Only you, Mr President, have the power to undo this terrible abuse of our court system.  The same spirit that guides you to Make America Great Again can also free a man so abused by corruption and cronyism.

Thank you, Mr. Trump, we knew we could count on you. 

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