Delete Mondays

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Let's get straight to the point, nobody likes Mondays.  They are disgusting, revolting, and frankly don't deserve to exist.  They have caused strife among many individuals, and have torn numerous families apart.  So to cease the suffering and pain that follows starting any Monday, I believe it would be the right thing to do to ask the president of our beloved country to completely write out the existence of all Mondays from this point on.  If we can accomplish this goal, I believe that sadness will be reduced by 50%, and we can once again reunite in unity as a country.

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