Change COVID-19’s name from Coronavirus to the Cheese Touch

Change COVID-19’s name from Coronavirus to the Cheese Touch

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Ben Marton started this petition to Donald J. Trump

Everyone knows about Jeff Kinney’s classic, Diary of a Wimpy Kid. During the saga, Darren Walsh first contracts the cheesetouch and starts a pandemic. We can easily draw similarities between the cheese touch and coronavirus. 

 

In addition, the term “coronavirus” has terribly hurt the business of Grupo Modelo, which produces the beloved Corona Beer. Changing the name to the cheese touch greatly helps the economy by promoting a the “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” series and will help to minimize the decrease in revenue that Corona Beer is suffering.

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