Ban Horny People

Ban Horny People

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Donald Glover started this petition to President Donald J. Trump

Horny people are a plague of this society and should be executed. Why you ask? Have you ever met a horny person who's helped rescure a monkey from an oncoming train? I think not. Get rid of them all.

Benefits of executing them:

1. No more worrying about STDs because no horniness = no sex

2. No more e-thots (e-boys are included in this category) because no one will lust after their pictures and they wont be horny for attention because NO HORNINESS.

3. No more incest porn because without horniness no one will watch porn in general.

4. With everyone not horny and not masturbating we can use our free time to clean the ocean.

How do you think we should rid the world of this plague? Here's some ideas:

1. We hook everyone up to a life simulation and if at any point they experience horniness we pull them put and kill them.

2. We all wear mood rings and hire horny police to check the rings. Anyone who experiences horniness will be shot on sight. This is also a benefit because it creates more jobs.

In conclusion: ban horny people.

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