Allow Florida to secede from the U.S.A. And form the Floridia Swamp Federation

Allow Florida to secede from the U.S.A. And form the Floridia Swamp Federation

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Velociearth Society started this petition to President Donald J. Trump and

Florida is a unique state. We were hard to claim, hard to settle, and hard to get used to living in, but with the help of some railways and some bug repellent, we made it happen. Now Florida is a bustling state, filled with natural wonders like the Everglades, and man made wonders like Disney World. Now look to our neighbors, Georgia, what do they have Peaches? Lame. Alabama, Incest? No thanks. All in all, Florida is just a different plain of existence from it’s neighbors and from it’s country at large. So it’s time we made a split, it’s ok, it’s the you, it’s us. So on this day, February 2nd, the Velociraptor Earth Society propose a petition, a petition to allow Florida to secede from the United States of America, and form the Floridian Swamp Federation, to clarify, a Swamp Federation is very similar to a normal Federation, just with more Swamps. So what say you? Will you allow our unique, somewhat phallic shaped State to form a more perfect union? A union built on swamps, and pride.

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