Get Dylan to go outside

Get Dylan to go outside

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Dylan has got a big problem. He has never interacted with a woman that isn't related to him, and he is seemingly only attracted to 2D girls or Tik Tok E-girls that don't know he exists. We need to get this guy to leave his house and get some real human interaction. Its sad to see my friend going down this rabbit hole. Some of the stuff he says is honestly depressing. He said "Tomorrow is Asuka's bday! From Evangelion!" This dude really has nothing to look forward to except for anime girl birthdays. This needs to change(.org)

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