Disney: Cast an anatomically accurate King Triton in the live-action LITTLE MERMAID movie

Disney: Cast an anatomically accurate King Triton in the live-action LITTLE MERMAID movie

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According to folkloric and mythological records, the males of the Merrow species are anatomical inversions of the more common females mermaids — which is to say, they have fish heads and human legs with an exposed scaly penis dangling between them (because why would they need to wear pants?).

Unfortunately, Ariel's father, King Triton, was not accurately depicted in the original animated version of THE LITTLE MERMAID. That film was otherwise revered for its attention to detail with biological accuracies such as Octopus Women Who Speak With Eels and Crabs Who Sing In Patois.

Now, with casting undergo for a live-action adaptation of this classic story, Disney has a chance to right their most egregious wrong. DISNEY, WE DEMAND YOU CAST AN ACCURATE KING TRITON WITH A FISH HEAD AND A SCALY PENIS DANGLING BETWEEN HIS HUMAN LEGS.

Do the right thing here, Disney, or my family will die.

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