Stop Dexter from polluting water sources

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The serial killer Dexter Callahan keeps polluting local water sources by dumping corpses in the river. This, of course, has environmental repercussions I don't even want to start thinking about.

What we want to achieve through this petition is stopping Dexter Callahan from threatening our ecosystem. We're trying to make him realize that it's just not a viable option. This petition is an attempt to get this man to dispose of critical murder evidence in a more hygienic, environment-friendly, and convenient way, like incineration or voreing.

Yeah. Ignore that last part. Anyway, please sign the petition or else environment police (read: Dae's tracker) will stab you.