Help me become Head Coach of the Detroit Lions

Help me become Head Coach of the Detroit Lions

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Shane Kelly started this petition to Detroit Lions and

Hello everyone, hope you are all having a good day... because I sure am not. My name is Shane Kelly, life long Detroit Lions die-hard fan, and I am creating this petition because I am tired of getting the heart ripped out of my chest every single Sunday. I believe I could be a better coach with a playbook from the NCAA 14 video game, and that is my proposal.

As many football fans know, the Detroit Lions are the laughing stock of the NFL pretty much every season. The referees tend to screw us over multiple times a year, we have never made it to a Super Bowl, and quite frankly we haven't been relevant since the Barry Sanders era. In addition to all that, our coaching over the past few seasons has been absolutely sickening. After this most recent loss to the Saints, current Head Coach, Matt Patricia said when he took over in Detroit "there was a lot of work to do." The year before Patricia took over the Lions finished 9-7... this is now his third season and he has 10 total wins... TEN TOTAL WINS. When Patricia took over as head coach back in 2018 I was extremely happy with the direction the Lions were headed in, however, I sadly no longer have any confidence.

Anyways, enough is enough man. I'm tired, I'm sad, and I'm just sick of it. It's time for a new look in Detroit and I believe I am the right man for the job. Like I said, I will run this team with a playbook from NCAA 14, and can almost guarantee I would be a better head coach than Matt Patricia. Just give me a chance...  

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