For Centuries, mankind has been plagued by the bogeyman that is Big Bazaar. Every day, countless Africans pass away due to Big Bazaar(Or should I say Pig Bazaar). Millions of children grow up without fathers after they leave to purchase milk from Big Bazaar and never return.

As we are all well aware, World War 2 only started when Adolf Hitler purchased his nuclear arsenal from the store. Despite our best efforts, the tyrannical reign of Big Bazaar has endured for centuries, terrorizing innocents from across the globe.

We, the common people of the Earth have been helpless against Big Bazaar and the atrocities it commits, up until now. It is time to reclaim our freedom and fight for all that is true and just. If we do not rise up in protest at this very moment, we will forever remain slaves to the will of Big Bazaar.

Jai Mahishmati!