For reasons known only to Satan and publicists, the people in charge of booking these things decided to have the worst band in the history of audible soundwaves play in Green Bay on opening weekend of the NFL season. As you have probably already figured out, the karma of actually PAYING to have our ears and brains assaulted by this amalgamation of sentient Axe body spray and out of tune wedding band roadies will inevitably lead to the Packers choking even earlier than usual this season. It may result in Aaron Rodgers getting his pinky voluntarily amputated because of the chakras or whatever. ONLY TERRIBLE THINGS CAN RESULT FROM SUCH WANTON DISRESPECT TO CIVILIZATION. Please help salvage this season and our sanity. DERAIL THE TRAIN.