I want my Wife to make Coffee again in the morning
This petition had 31 supporters
As is well documented on Facebook my wife Denis Gutierrez de Coruzzi started some kind of CULT cleansing diet and she is not drinking coffee. The problem is that I get up in the morning and not only she is not drinking Coffee but out of the blue she unilaterally decided not to make Coffee either. In this kind of petitions you always have to explain how it impacts me, my family or the community so lets dive into it:
ME: Im upset. I'm writting a stupid petition when I should be drinking coffee
MY FAMILY: Well I'm the foundation of this family, see above explanation for ME.
THE COMMUNITY: Are you kidding me ? Social studies 101, the foundation of community is THE FAMILY and who is the foundation of this family ?... see above explanation for ME.
I hope after such a compelling argument you will support my petition and help me change this radical decision that as you can see can have a very negative impact in our community.
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