Band kids are a virus on our society and should simply not exist

I do enjoy music, but not that of teenagers that are in "band" class, The only people who should be allowed to play instruments are actual artists such as Yung gravy.

I think we should send all high school, middle school, and elementary schoolers that participate in band class should be sent to the edge of Brazil.

Please sign this petition so I can get the U.S government to fund my project.