Turn Decatur Central into a pool

Turn Decatur Central into a pool

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In our community there is a critical issue that urgently needs adressed. The lack of being a giant pool is setting back progress at Decatur Central. We dont just want change, we DEMAND IT! For too long, school officials have not said anything about turning Decatur into a gigantic pool... And the silence is deafening. We propose a very simple solution to this problem that is too great to be ignored: Turn School To Pool! (TSTP!)

This solution, like any other change, comes at a price. The buget can be broken down into 3 main catagories: millions of gallons of water, pool floaties and other equitment of CHANGE, and at least 2 water slides. The expected price is estimated to be around what one of those football fields costs. These steps are imperitive for creating lasting equality between us and the fish in our community.

We are the oppressed masses and we demand to be heard. This fundamental problem in our community cannot be swept under the rug (because the rug will soon be underwater). The only option is change, and the only way to create change is by creating a massive pool. 

As part of this movement, we also have additional demands. Besides making the first floor into a pool, the second floor will immediately need to be equiped with a full service snack bar and a hot tub. These are not just the needs of the few, we are the majority, and our voices will be heard. You may ask "why now, why cant you at least wait until this year is over?". In the eyes of the oppressors, change is always too soon. 

Due to the birdemic, we have agreed to make some modifications in accordance to CDC guidelines. Since the pool only fills one story of the school it is already at half capacity, as guided by the science. Users of the hot tub are also reccomended to wear a minimum of 3 masks and not to spit on people. In the main pool area, social distance will be implemented by a small amount of sharks deployed to combat large crowds.

To our massive army of supporters: Thank you for your support. We probably could do this without you, but we dont want to!

#School.is.pool

#TurnSchooleToPool

#DrySchoolCanceled!

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