All around the world, people of different cultures celebrate the human form through public bathing. Villanova currently lacks any outlet for which its students can openly celebrate their bodies while also shedding the dirt that they collect around campus. An easy solution to this pressing issue is removing the oreo and replacing it with a public bath (see Hammam). Not only could this help us reach optimal levels of Caritas, but it also prevents the spread of COVID-19 by placing student hygiene not only at the center of our campus but also in the center of our hearts.