Ban dangerous legal high Cake.
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We are calling on Psychoactive Substances Bill committee chair David Amess MP to ensure the dangerous new legal high known as Cake is included within the scope of the bill.
Previously only sold in the Czech Republic, the experience of users there has led to Cake described as “a big yellow death bullet”. The drug affects the area of the brain known as Shatners Basoon and alters the users perception of time. Unable to accurately perceive time the users, or 'custard gannets' as they are known to dealers, have been regularly run over after believing they had more time to cross the road than they actually did.
According to pressure groups Free the United Kingdom from Drugs and British Opposition to Metabolically Bi-serbile Drugs (FUKD and BOMBD), side effects include severe water retention in the neck area leading to a condition known as 'Czech neck'. One user is also reported to have cried all the water out of his body.
We call on Mr Amess to ensure this sinister menace is kept off Britains streets.
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