Get Darkmage to Block Hurricane Dorian

Get Darkmage to Block Hurricane Dorian

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era ser started this petition to Darkmage

Hello fellow chatters and top chatters alike from the #1 IRC network in the history of communication - EFNet. I bring this petition to your attention because Hurricane Dorian has already leveled the Bahamas and is heading haphazardly towards the East Coast. Trump has suggested nuking the hurricane. Governors and Mayors alike from up and down the east coast have declared states of emergency and urged their civilians to prepare for worst-case scenarios... Including evacuation. However, why attempt to execute such a huge logistical and financial challenge when you have a secret weapon sitting right in Florida. You know who I am talking about... The one and only man who can save us all - Codementor.io's #1 Ruby teacher; ZNC's #1 compiler and installer; IRC Rap's brightest star - DARKMAGE.

With the recent blocking spree the Clawed Crusader had embarked on from his Twitter account, it came to me like a vision... Kind of like when MTW envisioned scamming Cisco... Or when slimer envisioned getting Trump over the top by committing voter fraud... Darkmage could simply just BLOCK DORIAN. The recently disgraced chatter from the Evil Dojo of Broken Dreams could redeem himself by saving all of humankind if all he did would BLOCK DORIAN like he blocked everyone else from EFNet on twitter... But as with all things darkmage, it will take some time and convincing.

Please sign this petition so that we can get darkmage to redeem himself in the eyes of IRC and America in general. PLEASE share this petition on all social media avenues and IRC with the official campaign tag of #BellBlockDorian and let's save the EAST COAST from the category 5 monster that is DORIAN now before it's too late!!

Thank You,

eraser - irc.efnet.org #efnetnews #lrh

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