change the name of "knives" to "dildon'ts"

change the name of "knives" to "dildon'ts"

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Zachary Stafford started this petition to Representative Daniel Webster

I feel like less people would get stabbed cuz holding a dildo is pretty gay and people who aren't gay would be less inclined to hold them. so knife violence perps would be limited to the lgbt population and would decrease stab numbers exponentially plus they're historically not a very violent people so who knows? maybe we can save the world together

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