Late nights in the studio are hard when you’re drunk, obviously can’t drive, don’t have money for door dash, forgot to go grocery shopping, and the work you have to install for crit is sitting on your studio floor is laughing at you. What you really need is a Baja Blast, a 7 layer, and cheesy potato’s so that you have enough mental acuity and muscle memory not to cut your fingers off with the power saw you know you need to use before the morning. That’s why Daniel Arsham needs to design and install a Taco Bell on the campus of Cranbrook Academy of Art. He’s already got one of his stupid clock installations in the museum above the stairs. What we really need is his stupid furniture In a Taco Bell on campus to wipe our fingers on and a few of his stupid mirrors for us to check ourselves out in after we throw up on the floor. Cranbrook alum will staff it just like they staff everything else, but they’ll probably get paid more since Cranbrook pays fuck all. Help put future graduates to work!