Get Ethan first-world quality wifi

Get Ethan first-world quality wifi

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Devon Knight started this petition to Dad

For a long time Ethan has had the wifi quality that Chinese sweatshop children have access to on their one permitted break every week. Any time he hosts a game its unplayable and even if I host he gets kicked out. This can't continue, ethan loves video games and free public wifi isn't ideal for his needs. He also takes online school, his education could suffer from receiving android quality video lessons from his teachers. 

Ethan should no longer have to plan a week in advance to download a game if he wants to play it so we are putting our foot down and demanding he gets working wifi placed in his room where he can also hardwire it into his electronics 

Please sign this petition to send a message to his overlord, also known as dad, to fix this human rights issue and give Ethan what he deserves.

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