Ban humans from Tarasivka

Ban humans from Tarasivka

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Jackson Russell started this petition to CYM GB - Zenon Finiw

Woof,

I, Jackson Russell III, propose that Tarasivka bans people from its events.

For too long, doggos from all corners of country have their one annual trip to Derbyshire ruined by the wretched behaviour of the human visitors. For barking out loud some of us travel all the way from Chesterfield.

Us woofers have suffered too long at the hands of dirty, smelly humans with incessant noise, vulgarity and an apparent unquenchable thirst for "beer". They are very loud, never share their bloody picnics and the smaller ones chase us for hours on end.

All we propose is that our owners, or 'food providers' as is common canine parlance, be allowed to drop us off for the day, and be promptly told to bugger off while we enjoy our Dog-given right to roam the hallowed fields of the South Derbyshire area of the Trent Basin.

Frankly, it strikes me as highly suspicious that the humans would choose the one day a year that Tarasivka is available for to hold their "important" annual event. I don't see why they cant just acquiesce on this most reasonable of requests. I mean, all we want to do is wag our tails and sniff each other's bums.

Please support me as, despite my pompous writing style, am a very good boy who just likes treats, and what could be a bigger treat than a humanless Tarasivka.

Woofs sincerely,

J.Russell III

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