Get Beau a Big Boy Speech Thingy (Podium?)

Get Beau a Big Boy Speech Thingy (Podium?)

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YOUR MOM started this petition to Crossroads Church

Beau. Neece. Beau Neece. Neece, Beau. The man. The myth. The legend. "The Rock". The man that presents powerful messages every Wendsday 7-8:30 at the Crossroads Connection Center right beside the Chinese restaurant. He encourages us, helps us in our spiritual journey, creates a catalyst for life long friendships (even if that entails forcing his band of sweaty teens to partake in akward icebreakers), and he tells us really bad jokes about ants. That same Beau that we know and love has had a despicable crime committed against him. No, rather a crime against man kind itself. I cannot believe that in the house of God something as terrible, as horrible, as disgusting as this has occurred. This is an injustice. We cannot allow this man to suffer in this way. It is a trangression of what we all precieve as right. It MUST come to an end. Beau Neece has been giving sermons WITHOUT a podium thingy!!! We have to bring this to an end. This petition that you WILL be signing is to be brought to Big Church and we will demand change. By not signing this petition you are staying silent, playing ignorant, and allowing tyrany to reign free. Neglect on this level would be abhorrent and vile. Plus, If Beau gets a this thing maybe he'll stop complaining about it. Who knows. I don't that's for sure.

"We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of Big Church in half, even if it takes an eternity!"- Spongebob Squarepants

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