As a result of recent endeavors, Anesidora has decided to stray away from using flip-flops as show shoes and transition to a more modern, innovative shoe. The clog was invented during the 1300s amid rising necessities for a comfortable shoe for the peasant class of Europe. As time has progressed, so has the advancement of the clog. Today, the most popular clog is created by Croc™, and is worn by a variety of individuals worldwide due to the stylish comfort it provides.

Despite the deprived members of Anesidora Independent Winter Guard’s wishes, the staff has decided to choose an off-brand clog from Sketchers as the show shoe for the 2023 season. Throughout history, those with off-brand clogs have been constantly ridiculed and belittled by their on-brand superiors. Unfortunately, the members of Anesidora face the same fate.

By signing this petition, you are agreeing that the Anesidora staff should supply their hardworking, dedicated, loving members with on-brand Crocs as opposed to the off-brand Sketchers they have sought to. Doing so will provide these individuals with not only protection from hallway laughs and trips over chunky clogs, but also, hallway gasps of awe and constant steps of style.

We appreciate any and all support for our cause. If we reach our goal, we will post Croc pictures on the Anesidora instagram once we obtain them (for free). Thank you!