Beer is a wonderful, refreshing beverage that many people around the United States consume after a hard days work. Many people also have it on a night out with friends to wind down the week. But a select few believe consuming this godly liquid through a straw is actually ok!!! What blasphemy!!! Beer is to be had only directly from the glass/can without a middle man. Please sign this petition to have legislators consider banning this vile practice and keep our beers untainted by straws (especially silly straws).