Steve Smith & Elyse Perry should be made to breed at least 40 children.

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Elyse Perry and Steve Smith are the shining beacons of light amongst the filthy piss-filled mire of ineptitude that is Australian cricket. 

We need to stand together to force them to breed, creating at least 40 children, to ensure the future of Australian  cricket.



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