Ban all cicadas

Ban all cicadas

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Cicada Hater started this petition to Council of Cicadas

It is my firm belief that cicadas are a plague upon society. They contribute nothing to society and we would be better off without them. Cicadas were invented in 1978 by Johnnie Cochran and, since then, have been the leading cause of xenophobia and capitalism. We must get rid of these disgusting yuppie fascists, before it is too late. 

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