Send Derek the Lesbian and Lee to Couple's Counseling

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Lately, it's been clear that our good friend and 2028 Presidential-hopeful Derek the Lesbian has been off.  A once-perfect relationship with Lee has appeared to turn toxic, as the two are consistently bickering in the comment sections of Derek's Manifesto Recordings.  

Our goal?  Send these two Lesbian lovers to Couple's Counseling.  It's clear the love is in the air, they just need help taking the next step in their relationship.  

I'm assuming Derek doesn't have a job or health insurance, so financing this will be tricky.  Hopefully, the government will cover the bill for their eventual president.

Please spread the word: we need to get Derek and Lee the help they need!  



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