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To ban the manufacturing, distribution, and possession of any and all forms of chocolate-peanut butter candy within the bounds of the United State of America.

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Reeses Peanut Butter Cups have been scientifically proven to be more addictive than crack cocaine.  They are making me fat, and I am powerless to self-regulate my consumption of their delicious milk chocolate and peanut buttery goodness.  This Halloween, somebody really ought to think of the children.



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