Change the National Anthem to the International Players' Anthem by UGK feat. Outkast
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The National Anthem
- written by a slave owner
- features 0 Andre 3000 verses
- doesn't advocate safe sex
- won 0 BET Awards
- doesn't even slap
Int'l Players Anthem (I Choose You)
- not written by slave owners
- features an Andre 3000 verse
- advocates safe sex
- won a BET Award for video of the year
- slaps hard
(h/t to untraceable meme maker/Andy O'Connor: https://twitter.com/andy_oconnor)