The Black and White Tour.

Just saying the name is oddly satisfying. Which is the entire point of this tour and this petition. However, an actual comedy show featuring Lewis Black and Ron White would obviously be funny and profitable, and should be suggested to Black and White, who obviously never thought of it themselves. At this divisive time in history, what could be better than a comedy tour with the symbiotic name of Black and White? It will likely have nothing to do with racial harmony, the attraction of opposites, or even food seasoning. Nope, just the last names of a couple of comedians. And to be perfectly clear, both are white.

The Black and White Tour is the brainchild of Savannah Watson, a notable thinker with OCD.  She has single-handedly identified a problem and a solution.  A Black and White Tour petition would sooth millions of people with OCD. Once you hear about it, you have no choice but  to make a Lewis Black and Ron White Comedy Tour happen. An online petition gives everyone affected by this idea an outlet to satisfy the burning desire to create this tour. 

The chance of this petition actually motivating Black and White to hit the road together is probably very low. But, if everyone who hears of the idea of the Black and White Tour can sign a petition to make it happen, then there is a little bit of satisfaction achieved all around. If the petition results in an actual Black and White Tour, and it makes it to Denver,  we’re buying tickets.