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Make Paul F. Tompkins a Presidential debate moderator

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It's obvious to an unbiased observer of the debates thus far that the moderators fall somewhere on the spectrum of biased to clueless to useless. Said moderators lack the general fortitude to control a situation or discuss any issues with any form of depth. The solution? Paul F. Tompkins. Mr. Tompkins has the necessary skill set to handle these high stakes situations. He has debate experience, as proven through his work on No, You Shut Up! and Lewis Black's Root of all Evil. You can experience his ability to adjust on the fly through his many podcast endeavors. America, you don't deserve Paul F. Tompkins, but you need him to take charge of the Presidential debates.

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