John King (an actual King) has been working non-stop to provide the public with important information about the Presidential Election. This man has been going for three days. To be completely honest, we are worried about him. Unless he is getting caffeine IV pumped straight into his veins, we are unable to understand how he has been able to maintain his stamina. 

As very concerned citizens, we are petitioning for CNN to allow this man a two hour break, in which he can take a nap. Maybe have some down time, watch TikToks if he would like.

Additionally, we demand that Jake Tapper take his place during this two hour period. Nothing gets past him. Although these are big shoes to fill, we have complete faith in him. 

If you would like to join the John King Nap Army of 2020, please share this petition with friends. Sleep may be for the weak, but this strong man needs a break. #letJohnKingSleep2020