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We've seen that Mark Sanford and Clint Eastwood both like talking to inanimate objects. And all Mark Sanford can talk about these days is wanting to debate. So what better challenger than Clint Eastwood?

Letter to
Clint Eastwood
Please consider traveling to South Carolina to debate Mark Sanford. He's running for Congress and is desperate to debate. We think you would make the perfect sparring partner.