Arrest turtles for tax evasion!

Arrest turtles for tax evasion!

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Elise Koop started this petition to Cleetus co

Give turtles jobs, and then arrest them for tax evasion! This injustice has been going on for too long! They are also stinky, stupid and cut down the plastic straw market, which is vital to our economy. 

The ones that live in government/privately owned rivers also don't pay rent, meaning the funding needed to keep up these areas is incomplete.

One of them also ate my straw collection and I'm sad :( they stole my straws, so they should be arrested for theft too

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